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Total Medals Earned: 357 (From 82 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,440 Points

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Spike - A Love Story

Medals Earned: 8/14 (70/290 points)

Beyond Words 5 Points

Cut Off a Conversation

Centerpieces 5 Points

A Nice Center Smash

Droppin' Ten 5 Points

Ten Crush-Hugs

Easy Fiver 5 Points

Five Love Taps

Just Barely 5 Points

Far Right Smoosh

Quickie 10 Points

Far Left Hit

Teen Angst 10 Points

Fifteen Gory Love Lunges

Blackjack 25 Points

21 Spikey Embraces

Comedic Timing 10 Points

You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!

You Will Survive 10 Points

20 Hits in Survival

A Perfect Love 25 Points

Perfect Score in Story Mode

Superior Smoosher 25 Points

30 Hits in Survival

The Crusher 50 Points

40 Hits in Survival

MASTER SMASHER 100 Points

50 Hits in Survival

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 1/16 (25/495 points)

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

Theia

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

Bubba Slap 10 Points

Feel the Bubba-Wrath!

Piggy PWN 10 Points

Get totally pwnd by the Piggy

Gotcha 25 Points

Be an easy target!

Lame Score 25 Points

Come on, you can do better than this!

Spider Food 25 Points

Feed your enemy a healthy snack!

Great Score 50 Points

You've done well my child

Scare the Boss 50 Points

Even tough guys can run away

Beat the Game 100 Points

Save Theia!

God Score 100 Points

The Heavens must have gifted you way too much

Piggy Wiggy 100 Points

Meet the final boss

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/270 points)

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 14/20 (200/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Tower of Heaven

Medals Earned: 3/5 (80/280 points)

TENACIOUS EID 5 Points

Clear a level after dying five times in it.

GOD COMPLEX 25 Points

Collect all hidden secrets

ATOP THE WORLD 50 Points

Climb to the top of the tower

ETERNAL SANCTITY 100 Points

Complete the game with no deaths

INDIGNANT DIVINITY 100 Points

Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes

Vuvu Hero

Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/350 points)

Here Comes the Bear 5 Points

Hit 20 notes in a row

Bum Trumpet 10 Points

Hit 40 notes in a row

No, Fido! 10 Points

Hit 30 notes in a row

Vuvu Zilla 25 Points

Hit 50 notes in a row

100 Note Streak 50 Points

Hit 100 notes in a row

Vuvu Hero 50 Points

Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song

200 Note Streak 100 Points

Hit 200 notes in a row

300 Note Streak 100 Points

Hit 300 notes in a row

When Pigs Fly

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/315 points)

WHEN PIGS FLY 5 Points

Reach the end!

YLF SGIP NEHW 10 Points

Reach the beginning!

BETTER THAN JILL 50 Points

Reach the end in under twelve minutes!

HALFWAY HOME 50 Points

Reach the twenty-fifth screen with no accidents!

ALL THE WAY HOME 100 Points

Reach the end with no accidents!

BLUE SKY RANGER 100 Points

Reach the end in under four minutes!