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Total Medals Earned: 357 (From 82 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,440 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 26/44 (280/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

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Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 5/18 (60/460 points)

Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

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Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)

Kitten Kart 10 Points

Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.

Battle Cat 10 Points

Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.

Giga Golem 10 Points

Master the elements.

Guardian 10 Points

Smash up an elite sentry.

Invincible 10 Points

Survive with 1HP remaining.

Max Radiation 10 Points

Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.

Minigamer 1 10 Points

Get 5000 points in part one.

Minigamer 2 10 Points

Get 6000 points in part two.

Noob 10 Points

Kill yourself.

Oblivion 10 Points

Swept away by waves of fire.

Sand Worm 10 Points

Eat worms for breakfast.

Zombie Hydra 10 Points

Slay the undead dragon.

Middle Tier 25 Points

Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.

Minigamer 3 25 Points

Get 10,000 points in survival.

Sword Master 25 Points

Try out all swords.

Beast Master 50 Points

Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.

Leet Tier 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.

Overkill 50 Points

Hit the damage limit of 99999.

Valkyrie 50 Points

Defeat the final boss and save the world.

God Tier 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Medals Earned: 16/60 (150/1,000 points)

Creditor 5 Points

Check out the credits page.

Brute 10 Points

Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.

Card Flipper 10 Points

Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.

Fat Cat 10 Points

Get 140 points in the first minigame.

Greedy Cat 10 Points

Get 100 points in the first minigame.

Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 sidequests.

Hoarder 10 Points

Save up 10,000 gold.

Level Builder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 10.

Narwhal Rider 10 Points

Get 100 points in the second minigame.

Pirate Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.

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Banker 10 Points

Save up 50,000 gold.

Barbarian 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Scan 25 foes.

Card Wizard 10 Points

Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.

Equip Dealer 10 Points

Get 60 pieces of equipment.

Equip Fan 10 Points

Get 40 pieces of equipment.

Equip Master 10 Points

Get 80 pieces of equipment.

Level Grinder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 30.

Narwhal Surfer 10 Points

Get 150 points in the second minigame.

Power Leveler 10 Points

Get a player up to level 20.

Rock Dodger 10 Points

Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.

Ruffian 10 Points

Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.

Savage 10 Points

Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.

Skeleton Killer 10 Points

Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.

Skeleton Proof 10 Points

Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.

Tasker 10 Points

Complete 20 sidequests.

Untouchable 10 Points

Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.

Ancient Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.

Beast Hunter 25 Points

Scan 50 foes.

Burnt Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.

Forest Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.

Frozen Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.

Nouveau Riche 25 Points

Save up 250,000 gold.

Quester 25 Points

Complete all sidequests.

Slayer 25 Points

Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in town.

Beast Scholar 50 Points

Scan all foes.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.

Legend 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Savior 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the game!

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Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

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Fig. 8

Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/170 points)

Pioneer 10 Points

There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...

Player 10 Points

Score a 100x multiplier or better.

Explorer 25 Points

Finish the game.

Trailblazer 25 Points

Score a 500x multiplier or better.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Finish the game without crashing.

Folds -- Origami Game

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/135 points)

I don't Need That! 10 Points

Beat a level without using all of the required folds.

Halfway There 25 Points

Get a total score of 1700.

Ultimate Perfection 100 Points

Get a total score of 3400(100% on every level)

From Nothing

Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/60 points)

F 5 Points

You got the F

M 5 Points

You got the M

O 5 Points

You got the O

R 5 Points

You got the R

Space 5 Points

The vanishing space

Another O 5 Points

You got another O

G 5 Points

You got the glorious G

H 5 Points

You got the H

I 5 Points

You got the I

Little N 5 Points

You got the little N

N 5 Points

You got the N

T 5 Points

You got the T

Goin Up

Medals Earned: 15/21 (415/825 points)

First kill 5 Points

first Kill

Jump on 10 enemies 5 Points

Jump on 10 enemies

I can double jump 10 Points

I can double jump

I love dem clouds 10 Points

touch the sky

Jump on 50 enemies 10 Points

Jump on 50 enemies

Collect 1000 skulls 25 Points

Collect 1000 skulls

Combo Breaker 25 Points

Fiery Combo of 10

Find the hidden button 25 Points

Find the hidden button

Jump on 100 enemies 25 Points

Jump on 100 enemies

Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points

Kill 20 Spikes in one game

Collect 5000 skulls 50 Points

Collect 5000 skulls

Evolve to final level 50 Points

Evolve to final level

I can stop at any time 50 Points

play for an hour

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. 50 Points

Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..

The final Frontier 50 Points

reach space

I like my wall 10 Points

jump on a wall 20 times

Kill every big enemy 50 Points

Kill every big enemy

Kill every small enemy 50 Points

Kill every small enemy

I can't stop at any time 100 Points

play for 3 hours

Kill every enemy 100 Points

Kill every enemy

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