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Total Medals Earned: 357 (From 82 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,440 Points

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Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

Medals Earned: 9/13 (150/450 points)

PHYSICAL THERAPY 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points

Enter a rift.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points

Find the incomplete area.

HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points

Finish the first level for each character.

FULL POCKETS 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.

JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points

Finish Mell's story.

RACE FOREVER 25 Points

Finish Fuzor's story.

SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.

THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points

Finish Naaij's story.

RACE TO THE END 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.

TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.

ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points

Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.

THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points

Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Chibi Knight

Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/155 points)

Dragon-slayer 5 Points

Beat Island Beast

Chibi-mage 10 Points

Get all 4 spells

Furball-slayer 10 Points

Beat Canyon Beast

Demon-slayer 25 Points

Defeat Demon Beast

Worthy-chibi 25 Points

Defeat all 3 knights

Speed-runner 25 Points

Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells

Grinder 50 Points

Level up everything to level 8

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

D-Day Defender

Medals Earned: 5/14 (65/500 points)

First Blood 10 Points

Kill your first enemy.

Game Over 10 Points

Let history take its course.

Having a Blast 10 Points

Launch your first mortar strike.

Pacifist 10 Points

Die without killing a single enemy.

Cannon Fodder 25 Points

Kill 100 footsoldiers.

Movie Fan 10 Points

Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.

Collateral 25 Points

Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.

FLAK Expert 25 Points

Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.

Panzerschreck 25 Points

Destroy 6 tanks.

Getting the Hang of it 50 Points

Stay alive for 50 hours.

Hang in There 50 Points

Regain your health after nearly dying.

Massacre 50 Points

Destroy 500 enemies.

Get Out More 100 Points

Survive for 250 hours.

Master Tactician 100 Points

Chain 4 explosions.

Death Count

Medals Earned: 7/7 (80/80 points)

Avoiding the spikes! 5 Points

Beat level 6

Wow, that was easy! 5 Points

Beat the first level!

Wow, that's clever! 5 Points

Beat the puzzle level!

Blue!!! 10 Points

Reach the hard levels!

Congratulations, you died A LOT! 25 Points

You beat the hardest level in the game!

You finished the game! 25 Points

Wohooo!

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Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 11/13 (135/155 points)

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Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 7/19 (105/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Drop A Beat, Giuseppe!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/150 points)

Rock On, Giuseppe! 25 Points

There's a place for everyone here.

Was It Worth It, Giuseppe? 25 Points

No

Con Passione, Giuseppe! 25 Points

Score 5000 points.

Someone Still Loves You, Giuseppe! 25 Points

<3

Not Gonna Open Up, Giuseppe? 50 Points

Survive two minutes without opening the lid.