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Total Medals Earned: 357 (From 82 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,440 Points

Riddles of Renaissance

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)

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Why did the egg cross the road? 10 Points

Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.

Pope 25 Points

Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).

Punteggio perfetto 25 Points

Achieve a perfect score (300).

Those are for codardi 25 Points

Complete the game without the use of hints.

Art historian 50 Points

Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.

Enigma Show 50 Points

On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.

Addicted 100 Points

Beat the game four times without closing it.

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Roar Rampage

Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/205 points)

Angry Dino 5 Points

Destroy 10 enemies without dying

Getting Started 5 Points

Complete first level

Weak Hit 5 Points

Score a x1 at the punch machine

War Machine 10 Points

Destroy 50 enemies without dying

Total Destruction 50 Points

Destroy 150 enemies without dying

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Rampage 100 Points

Destroy last boss without getting hit

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Runes of Shalak

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

START OF AN ADVENTURE 5 Points

Beaten the first level.

MY SAVIOUR 10 Points

Saved Kate.

CLUMSY ADVENTURER 25 Points

Killed by every type of hazard.

RUNE OF SHALAK 25 Points

Found the first Rune of Shalak.

TRUE ARCHAEOLOGIST 50 Points

Found the 8-bit world.

Score!

Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 4/14 (50/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Simple Love

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

The End 10 Points

Finish the game.

Ski Free or Die Hard!

Medals Earned: 7/20 (100/430 points)

Corpse Fling 5 Points

Send your dead body over a Jump

Lost Your Nerve 5 Points

Hit a Jump too slowly to get air

10000m Club 25 Points

Ski 10000m in one game

MFNF 50 Points

Get Ninja Fridge'd 3 lives in a row

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Bode 2006 5 Points

Die before finishing your Slalom Race

I Passed Ski School! 10 Points

Ski competently enough to finish a Slalom Race

M. Vick Award 10 Points

Butcher 5 Dogs in one game

Mountain Defender 10 Points

Kill 5 Snowbaggers in one game

Pollock Be Proud 10 Points

Paint the town Red in Style Mode

Snowman Roulette 10 Points

Run into 5 Snowmen in one game

Bode 2010 25 Points

Finish a Slalom Race in under 60 seconds

Die Hard! 25 Points

Die in all 13 different ways

Guess Who! 25 Points

Become Monster food

Perfect Vision 25 Points

Hit 20/20 gates in a Slalom Race

Gangnam Levels of Style 50 Points

Score 100000 points in Style Mode

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Space Defenders

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)

Mission Accomplished 25 Points

You defeated the biggest threat in the galaxy!

Levl 5 5 Points

Survived level 5 in Infinite Mode

Levl 10 50 Points

Survived level 10 in Infinite Mode

Levl 15 100 Points

Survived level 15 in Infinite Mode

Space-ninja

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/185 points)

Space Ninja 10 Points

Complete the game

Perfectionist 25 Points

Collect all the gold

Speed Freak 25 Points

Complete any level in under 30 seconds

Invincible 100 Points

Don't die

Peace Keeper 25 Points

Don't kill any grunts

Spewer

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.