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[Red Moon]

Beautiful Series

I love every game in this series, but I just can't help feeling that none of them will ever be as good as the original Armed with Wings, no matter how tough that minotaur was.

Also while I'm here, the game tends to lag a bit, even on low quality. I'm sure this is just a result of my crappy computer, but it still got a little irksome.

Keep up the good work!

[Game & Watch: God of War]

Yeah, but...

This seems to be a very good adaptation from what I know about Game & Watch, and I know games A and B had separate scores, but were they supposed to be the same game? Probably not, sorry. Just seemed unusual.

Holmfry responds:

Thanks for the review man! :)

Yup, that's how Game & Watches were, Game A and Game B were pretty much the same, but Game B would be faster or have some very small changes to make it more difficult.

[NG's Finest]

Holy Crap...

Hour One:
Hmm... This is a pretty neat game!

Hour Two:
Wow, Nene's getting pretty smart. And Pico's skipping too many things. INTO THE BOX WITH YOU!!!

Hour 3:
Well, I bought all the buildings. How do I win this?

Hour 4:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO SAVE BUTTON?!?!

Hour 5:
Can't... leave... game... Will... loose... progress...

Hour 6:
All Nene's stats are above one hundred... catch up, Darnell! Maybe the game will end then!!!

Hour 7:
The music is only beginning to become annoying now... weird.

Hour 8:
Got Nene to level ten, Legend! I feel so accomplished!

Hour 8.1:
[Game freezes when Legend completes a mission]
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...
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...crap.

Sir, I have been playing your game all day and can say with amazing conviction that this is one of the most addictive games I have ever played. The concepts of uninhibited progress and level-based achievements kept me captivated for hours. I would, however, recommend level caps (that don't involve the game crashing). The ability to save and toggle music are also tragically absent features, and would make this game perfect. Kudos to you, sir.

-Valark